officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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