so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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