Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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