Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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