I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
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As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
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omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
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