Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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