Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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