i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
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I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
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What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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