Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
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