Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
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If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
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We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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