Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
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She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
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Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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