big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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