Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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