And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
