Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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