There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
