WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
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They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
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She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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