I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
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Green mimosas i think yes
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
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You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
soo... how was my night?
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