Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
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So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
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naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
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