she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
