Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
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