Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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