Just fell off a train. Bad.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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