We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
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i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
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There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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