Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
Randomize
