I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
NoShamevember. You game?
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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