real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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