Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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