Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
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It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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