at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
17 year olds will be the death of me.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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