I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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