Im at strip club and am horny
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
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So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
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I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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