I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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