I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
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just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
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DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Drake has all the answers
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
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