That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
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