everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
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its like you know when i get waxed
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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