i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
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I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
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dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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