this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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