your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
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He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
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New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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