Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
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