fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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