if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
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I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
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