You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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