Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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