Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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