bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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