I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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