i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
My ass is underappreciated
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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