CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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