Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
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his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
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Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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