dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
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Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
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By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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