I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
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They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
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i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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