he thought i was a dude.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
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Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
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did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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