Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
Randomize
