It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
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Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
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YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
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